Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Have a bucket ready for when you see the pic

lgf: Galloway Jumps the Shark

At last, the Big Brother concept contributes something useful to society by stripping an appalling politician of any remaining thread of credibility he may have been holding onto. (See link above.)

This also makes me think: which Australian politician would you like to see go the same way by appearing in Big Brother 06?

As I have a bare handful of regular readers, I will have to answer my own question.

Bob Brown might do it if it would raise money for whales or some such, but that voice and that earnestness - ratings would plummet.

I have it - Julia Gillard. I don't really wish her such misfortune, but there are reasons why she is a plausible candidate. She's single and so could flirt with the males in the house with impunity. Maybe put an 18 year old male virgin in there in the hope of setting up some sort of Mrs Robinson vibe. But the voice...maybe she can learn deaf signing instead and only use a combination of that and mime to make all of her points during the in depth discussions they have on masturbation, drinking, who they have slept with, drinking, funny places they have urinated in public, etc.

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