Donating a kidney through your vagina or rectum. -By William Saletan - Slate Magazine
If the news earlier this week about a donor kidney being removed through the vagina didn't make you feel queasy enough, William Saletan explains above how the next step (for men) will likely be to try doing it via the rectum. (Germs are no problem: just bag the kidney first.)
Let's all join in a collective sound signifying revulsion now, shall we?
I have a theory: the anal probe claims by some alleged alien abductees are in fact misunderstood prophetic dreams from the future's hospitals. (Short surgeons with masks look like aliens a little, don't they?)
Seems that some surgeons have waaaayy too much time on their hands.
ReplyDeleteWounds heal, scars are scars.
What a dreadfully convoluted and seemingly dangerous manner in which to solve a non-existent problem.