Bikie Rudd

No word on bikie 'breach' at Lodge - National News - National - General - The Canberra Times

This is a very curious story. (The Age's version has more details.) A couple of bikies, looking like bikies, get access to the Lodge for an hour or so to do "maintenance work" under (apparently) forged accreditation. (Well, I assume that's what "suspect accreditation" means.)

Why on earth would bikies want access to the Lodge? If it' s all a misunderstanding, and they really were doing maintenance but the accreditation was somehow botched by a government official, why haven't the bikies concerned come out and said "see, this is just typical of the discrimination we face"?

Maybe Kevin's Harley needed work. That's his secret pleasure: cruising the streets of Canberra on a hog at 2 am, wearing a bandana, to wind down after a long day of abusing staff. [Update: he probably drives up to the 24 hour MacDonalds and orders a chicken salad. There's trouble if they are sold out.]

Or, less implausibly, they were restocking the amphetamine supplies that keep everyone awake while the PM works them through the night. Or setting up some indoor hydroponic marijuana that a rebellious Minister insisted Kevin start smoking as a way of taking the edge off his personality (probably under threat of leaking some video of a spleen-vent to the media.)

[Hey, I think I'm pretty good at fevered conspiracy theories about Kevin. Someone has to do it.]