I won't explaining how I ended up clicking onto
this article, but in any event I have a strong urge to share its, um, wisdom:
If we do not have healthy bowel movements two or three times a day, we are like the tunnel that had three trains go into it, and only one train came out. THERE IS A WRECK IN THE TUNNEL. And that wreck in our intestines is the starting point for all illness.
The article also goes on to claim:
Unless your bowel is working perfectly three bowel movements daily, each the diameter of a banana, about a foot long, fully formed and floating on the water in the toilet bowl you need to get your digestive system in order to get healthy, which includes losing weight as a side effect.
Just a tad over-prescriptive, I think.
Over prescriptive, over descriptive.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they should have left out some of the details about digestion. A digest digest, as it were.