Gerard and the rack

My oh my, Gerard Henderson has become a tedious and silly bore. 

After his extraordinary performance on Lateline, where he attacked ICAC because of his deep resentment that detailed denials make under oath to it (and to the media) by a politician could lead to a resignation,  he's writing yesterday that the ABC has to know that they are not getting balanced audiences to Q&A:

As MWD has explained on numerous occasions, the political allegiance of the audience which Q&A depicts at the beginning of each program is wilfully misleading. See MWD passim, ad nauseam.

As MWD has documented, political identification is by way of self-identification. Since Q&A is filmed in the ABC’s inner-city studio in Sydney’s Ultimo, it tends to be stacked by members of the Green Left who hang out nearby and from the neighbouring University of Technology, Sydney (UTS) and the University of Sydney.

So the best way for a follower of Vladimir Lenin or Leon Trotsky to obtain admission to Q&A is to take off his/her sandals and Che Guevara tee-shirt, put on sensible shoes and a shirt – and present themselves as Tony Abbott supporters. Then it’s “Welcome” in order to seemingly make up a representative audience.

How, pray tell, does Gerard propose the ABC ensure that entrants to the audience are not lying about their political allegiance?  Install a torture rack at the entrance?  Throw them in a pond and see if the float or sink?    

Here, let's give Gerard something to stop whining about and put him in charge of selecting studio audience and see how his hit rate goes.   I can just imagine him sitting po faced while each audience member appears, and he gives a thumbs up or down, perhaps depending on the hair length of the males, and whether he can sniff out patchouli on a female.   When he fails to get a Coalition quota, it'll be "This won't do, Mark. I'm ordering a bus for a pickup of white men over 50 from the Penrith RSL.  That'll fix it."