I have a solution to this Australian Cricket Team cheating business, which seems to be occupying about 98% of the nation's attention: invite John Bolton to arrange a tactical nuclear strike on the team, and any outpost of cricket administration. We know he wants to nuke something, and no one in Australia (or any other cricketing nation) is possibly going to object. (Or so it seems.)
It may also rid the nation of the most tedious sport ever invented, at least until the cockroaches learn how to hold a bat.
[Disclaimer: of course, I have to acknowledge that loving a tedious game does not per se make a cricket fan a bad or deficient person in any respect. That would require loving both cricket and Frozen, and a short course of treatment involving electrodes would be worth a try...]