Monday, April 08, 2024

Nice sarcasm

Frank Bruni, writing in the New York Times, has so many amusing zingers in his column on RFK Jnr running for President, it's hard to pick the best.  But here are some:

The hubris. The narcissism. The convenient and fraudulent anti-elitism. The out-of-his-mind theories presented as out-of-the-box thinking.

Many of us have noted how these fetching traits and tics connect Donald Trump and Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is in some ways Trump with better manners, fewer lawyers and discernible pecs. 

Ha!  To continue:

But we underplay another commonality. Like Trump when he made his 2016 presidential bid, Kennedy has zero experience — none at all — in elected office, a fact made comically clear in his interview last summer with the New Yorker editor David Remnick, who did focus on Kennedy’s lack of preparation for the presidency, asking the candidate about his credentials.

“I’ve been around government and studying government since I was a little boy,” Kennedy said, not so subtly stressing his bloodline — he’s a septuagenarian nepo baby — and casting proximity as seasoning. It’s not. I’ve been “around” many physicians in my life. You do not want me performing your appendectomy.

Kennedy added that he has attended most of the Democratic Party’s conventions since 1960, that he has visited every country in Latin America and that he “began writing about foreign policy” as a teenager. I began writing about movies as an adolescent. You do not want me directing another “Manchurian Candidate” remake.

And more:

Kennedy’s naming of a running mate makes him potentially eligible for the ballot in states that require a two-person ticket, and that running mate — the fantastically wealthy tech entrepreneur Nicole Shanahan — promises to be the kind of cash spigot and fund-raiser that’s hugely helpful to signature collection.Her riches are her credential, though perhaps — I don’t know — she wrote a paper about vice presidents in the fifth grade.

Here's a gift link to the whole thing.



4 comments:

John said...

RFK Jnr is off the planet, or at least I wish he was. Crazy ideas and conspiratorial thinking so it is not surprising he is finding support on the Right. The only good thing about him is the possibility of stealing votes from Trump.

Steve said...

Yes, you are right about all of that. Yet, I read recently that some polling including him was actually worse for Biden! I'm not too fussed though, as it still seems to me that polling is just not aligning with some obvious things such as those Republicans who are still deliberately not voting for Trump in primaries that are still going on now, even though he has already won.

Not Trampis said...

yeah the polls say he will reduce Biden's vote BUt I am not convinced anyone has concentrated on the election as yet. His policies are as bad as Trumps and similar in some cases. He is as incoherent as Trump as well.
I can't imagine anyone hearing him now would switch their vote from biden to him.

John said...

Yet, I read recently that some polling including him was actually worse for Biden! I'm not too fussed though

Damn, that's my hope leading me astray! I agree that polling is misleading. I can't comprehend how potential Biden voters would swing to RFK Jnr. BTW Steve I probably have been too pessimistic about Biden's prospects because the Trump campaign is slowly falling apart. At least I hope so.(: