This is a close approximation to how a toilet paper exchange went in my workplace yesterday:
Nearby business person comes into our office [which is near a pharmacy and Coles]: "The pharmacy and Coles have both got some toilet paper in! Coles have doubled the price, but the pharmacy is selling it at normal price but they'll only sell me 4 packets. Can you go down and buy some more?" [She was speaking to a staff member - not me]
Me, calling out from my office: "Can you stop trying to get other people caught up in your panic shopping?"
Panic woman (to me): "What? What's wrong with you? You don't know when they'll next get some in. They say Coles have ramped up the price, but the pharmacy is selling it but they'll only sell me four."
Me: "If people keep doing what you're doing, we'll never get back to normal supply and stock. Isn't that obvious?"
Panic woman: "But my son and daughter have both run out!"
Me (internally dubious, but still): "Well, OK,
you might have an excuse for buying more than one packet then..."
Panic woman: "Yes, and I mean 'who cares'?"
Panic woman (to the staff member she had started with): "Does your daughter have any. Go buy some for your daughter." [Staff member's daughter lives about 60 km from her.]
Staff member (who, mind you, had been complaining to me about the ridiculousness of the panic buying, sounding defeated): "Yes, yes, OK I will get one packet for my home. You want me to get another for you?"
Panic woman: "Yes please. Get two."
PS: that evening, I told my wife about it. Her reaction "But if people keep doing that we'll never get back to normal." Obviously, I married wisely.